Let me tell you the tale of Raj, a confident man with one fatal flaw:
He believed he was smarter than Google Maps.
🧠 "Trust Me, I Know a Shortcut"
One day, Raj was driving us to a wedding.
Google Maps clearly said:
“Turn left in 300 meters.”
Raj said:
“Maps doesn’t know what it’s talking about. I have inner GPS.”
His "inner GPS" took us through:
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A dirt road
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A cow parade
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A wedding that wasn’t ours (but had better snacks, to be honest)
We ended up 45 minutes late, and 500 meters from our original starting point.
I asked, “Why didn’t you just follow the map?!”
He replied, with full confidence:
“Google is just a suggestion.”
📍The Second Time
We were going to a restaurant.
Google:
“In 1 km, take a slight right.”
Raj:
“Slight right? No. I take bold decisions.”
He took a U-turn so sharp it made my soul rotate.
We ended up in a vegetable market, surrounded by aunties bargaining for onions.
He looked around and said:
“This... doesn’t look like pizza.”
🫣 The Final Straw
One day, we were already lost and he said,
“Let’s ask someone!”
He rolls down the window, looks at a man selling socks, and shouts:
“Bhaiya! Where is Galaxy Mall?”
The man replied:
“Brother… you’re in a different city.”
😳 The Aftermath
Raj now has a new philosophy:
“I only use Google Maps to see what not to do.”
He still gets lost.
Last week, he went out for toothpaste and came back with a scooter, a pineapple, and no explanation.
🤯 Moral of the Story?
Never argue with Google Maps.
It’s the only thing in life that calmly tells you you're wrong—without yelling, “I TOLD YOU SO.”
(But secretly... it’s judging you.)
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